Kurma

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind.

Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet.

Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year, namely, that in just one year these windows would pay for themselves!

"Helllooooo!!!" I told him, "It's been a year!"

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up, and he hasn't called back. He was probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me.

Bet he won't under-estimate my intelligence again!